The power to pee standing up

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!