The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!