the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to be born again

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!