Lactokinesis

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to make any girl hate you

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to pee out blue

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

power to fly...backwards.

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power of the detachable little toe!

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!