The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!