The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!