The power to shed hair

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to see through water.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to fart mace

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!