The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to fart flames

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!