the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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hey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!