The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!