The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to like any show

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to not exist.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!