- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

A healing punch

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

Immunity to medication

The power to be yourself.

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to bleed

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

Going through obejects but cant move

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to sweat acid.

Pointless Super Powers