Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!