The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!