The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!