the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!