The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to be phone

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be a dick.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!