The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!