the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to become retarded

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!