To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!