The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to die on command

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to smell poop

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!