the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be blind

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!