The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to care for anything and nothing.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to see John Cena.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

The power to forget what you were going to say

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!