The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to Combust

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!