the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!