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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!