The power to remove the power within.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to always hug people

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to fall up.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!