the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power spite flower

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to die at will

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!