The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!