- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

+75

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

+13

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

+11

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

-1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to catch em all

the power to see through bananas

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to fly only when in a car.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power of eating from ears.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.