the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!