The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!