The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!