Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Being Aquaman

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to fly for a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!