The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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To call me maybe

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to see air

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!