The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!