The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power of asdfgh

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!