Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!