The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!