The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to look through glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to die on command

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!