The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!