- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

the power of being cut off mid senta

The ability to understand women!!

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

the power to fart out of your penis

The super pow.er to die at will

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

Tits for a guy.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

Pointless Super Powers