turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!