The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die on command

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!