Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to shower naked.

the power to taste your own spit

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The power to ride a bike

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to swim on land

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to write in invisible ink

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to laugh while laughing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!