The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!