The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to see through windows

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!