The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!