The power to break your bones on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to turn any edible object brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to pee standing up

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to never finish your sente

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to smell tastebuds

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to eat junk food at light speed

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +140

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to hear morse code.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to see John Cena.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!