The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!