The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!