The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!