Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!