The power to shape shift into water

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make music for deaf people

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black people

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!