The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to exist

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!