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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.
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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead
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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.
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The power to see through horses
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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.
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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.
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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits
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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.
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The power to hurt the people you love
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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).
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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.
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The power to fart rainbows
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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music
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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll
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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.
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The power to lower your own ego.
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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.
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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds
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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.
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The power to time travel to the present.
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!