The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to fart rainbows

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

The power to time travel to the present.

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!