The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to use windows 10.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to pee out blue

The ability to always be fashionable late

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power to see through horses

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to noot be able to see rain.

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!