The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

A book on how to solve a paradix

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to do reverse moonwalk

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The Power to die at will

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

Power to always have exact change.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!