The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to lower your own ego.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -134

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Being a Spice Girl

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to sh!t using your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A book on how to solve a paradix

thumb_up thumb_down -73

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to vomit through your nose only

thumb_up thumb_down +84

SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!