The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to turn wine into water

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!