the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to die but once

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!