Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to think.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!