The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!