The power of exact change

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!