The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!