The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!