The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak brail.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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i like pie.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!